MoFo Day 14: Hump Day!

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Photo courtesy of Kittee Burns

It isn’t Wednesday, but we’re halfway through MoFo! There’s a new vegan dance hit by the lovely Leslie Hall aka Mother Gem fame sweeping across the vegan internet today. Check it out, put on your tight pants, and just try not to do some body rolls.

Leslie wants to help us celebrate veganism, and all of this crazy hardwork we’ve been doing for MoFo, with an awesome as of yet unreleased song to commemorate HUMP DAY!

Click below to hear the song, and the lyrics are here as well:

I eat the finest cuisines, in the finest of places / Stuff my mouth full and always say thank you / But if it’s raised in a cage, and it can’t even move, if it’s hormone filled and in a bad mood / I’m gonna pass on that / Reach for something better / The only milk I’ll drink comes from the nipple of a soy bean / Veggies make you live forever, and they seem to taste much better / When they’re cooked and grown with love, so give a chef who knows what’s up a hug / Momma just can’t seem to get it, Papa he just rolls his eyes / When I tell them I’m much healthier, they just say that it’s all lies / But beans, nuts, fruits and veggies can really fill the belly / Get you vitamins you need, shiny hair and extra speed / Don’t take that meat-wich any further, I want a marinated, deep fried, hand-tied mushroom burger / I like it! / We gotta stand strong for our feathered, furry, sometimes scaly animal friends and their little babies / ‘Cuz I wouldn’t want to live in a cage in a dark warehouse killed at an early age / Pumped full of hormones, sleeping in my feces / Never met my mother, raised by machines / Never get sunshine never get green, but that’s just me / [That girl loves fruit leather!] / So ask us what we’re eating, delicious and repeating / Fruits and veggies are so nice, with a slice of tempeh, yes, I’ll have that twice / Don’t forget the legumes!

I’m taking the rest of the night off. See you tomorrow!

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